what the... clams?

Ok.... REALLY freaky dream time. It was like... a mash up of two or three dreams, but I don't remember the whole thing exactly, so I'll just write what I can remember.

I was living in New Orleans with this family, and they lived way in the swamp, away from all the major areas and towns and stuff. There was this bridge you had to cross to get to their house, but there was this urban legend/folk tale, that unless you rang a bell or carried a light (candle) with you when it was dark, you would be killed by this... thing. Most of the family didn't believe it, except the aunt, so she always carried bells around with her.

At some point, we were playing Scrabble, and I kept looking for a place to put 'kangaroo'.

So, for some reason, people started getting killed in the town, so they started coming to out house in the swamp. Then people in the house started getting killed, even if they had a light or bell. So one night, the aunt has to go out, so she sets up this big light/bell system, where at the front of the bridge she would pull a string that would set off a series of bells that ran along the bridge up to the house, and then the lights in the house would be turned on. She comes home after dark, and sets of the bells, but this big black thing comes out of the swamp and starts chasing her along the bridge and to the house. I run out of the house with a candle and we start fighting with the thing, and somehow the aunt ends up dying, and then I can't remember anything after that.

Second part... I was like, in The Simpsons' world. There some weird love things going on with Nelson/Lisa/Sheri & Terri, where Nelson's going back and forth between them. He and Lisa go to get married, but he ends up running away with S&T on a bus, but then he runs back to Lisa for some reason, and it keeps going on like this over a couple days. One day, he's with Lisa at an amusement park (which I'm pretty sure was Wonderland), and he's going on about, "Isn't there any way I can have sex without all the affection?" and I come out of nowhere, and I'm like, "Noooo! There must be affection~!" and somehow I make a comment about clams and I make snapping 'clam' motions at him with my hands, and we laugh and go around the park. That's all I remember from that part.

Ehhh. I really have no idea where those came from. Well, the first part reminds me of a movie I can't think of the name of, and the second part... I dunno. I watched The Simpsons a little before going to bed, and I have always liked NelsonxLisa, but... what the hell. Seriously. XD

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